"Hands off the MERCHANDISE"
accomplish the same thing.
The Big Bang Theory Season 11, Episode 10
That's our goddamn MERCHANDISE!
Westworld Season 2, Episode 3
Can't you tell when
a man's just here to gawk
at the MERCHANDISE?
Westworld Season 2, Episode 7
I figure it's high time
I enjoy my own MERCHANDISE.
Westworld Season 2, Episode 3